Humor


Chicken Jokes

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
……..Because talk is cheep!

 

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
…… A brick layer!

 

How did the headless chicken cross the road?
….. In a KFC bucket.

 

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
….. It eggs-plodes!

 

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
…..Chicken CAESAR Salad

 

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
……She kicked the bucket!

 

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
…..Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot

 

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
…..He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

 

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
…..You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
…..To prove to the possum that it could be done!

 

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
…..Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

 

Why Did The Chicken Cross To The Middle Of The Road?
…..She Wanted To Lay It On The Line.

 

Why did the skeleton chicken cross the road?
…..Because it didn’t have any guts.